Adam Ruins Everything at College Humor puts together a cynical and accurate look at how our cities’ laws shifted from prioritizing people to prioritizing cars.

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Owen does servicing and consulting for a software company to pay the bills. He has an amateur interest in urban policy, focusing on housing. His primary mode is a bicycle but isn't ashamed of riding down the hill and taking the bus back up. Feel free to tweet at him: @pickovven.