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The Bizarre-est Lots of Puget Sound

Ray Dubicki - August 28, 2020
The wrapping flag lots of a townhouse stick that are not permitted to access 28th Ave.

During last week’s discussion of subdivisions and the problem of slicing the city into tiny parcels, we asked for your help to find the strangest lot lines and parcels in Seattle and around Puget Sound.

Some of you have a deep affinity for the non-linear parcel. Goodness, you found some weird ones. Excellent work.

We’ll start with the purely strange lot lines as we work our way toward our grand champion. Probably a way to squeeze a few extra feet of buildable lot out of a larger lot or dividing one property for uniquely shaped buildings, these are lots that are bizarre without any help from outside forces.

Jagged lots shaped like a lightning bolt icon on 32nd Ave NE and NE 68th St.
Electric Lot Wiggles submitted by Andy Siegel

43rd Ave S has a very strange lot abutting it that's sort of shaped like a figure 8.
Figure 8ish submitted by Daniel Schirmer

The West End of Tacoma west of Kandle Park includes some strange lots. Almost toothy in design with curvy streets.
The Tooth Fairy neighborhood submitted by Marissa Milam

Olympic Dr NW includes some very crooked lots.
Olympic Hammerhead submitted by Bryan Quandt

If you tried to cut a square pizza like a circle pizza but used dull scissors to do it, you'd end up with these 8 lots meeting in the middle on Oswego Pl NE.
Meet In The Middle submitted by Eric Aderhold

Some very strange lots going on in the block between Renton Ave S and S Cooper St.
Inland Gnome submitted by Kelsey Timmer

Tangletown lots tend to be weird but this one takes the came with a strange little antenna shape protruding from a small lot.
The Headless Android of Tangletown submitted by Eric Aderhold

Special mention has to go out to Crop Circles. These are enclaves in formerly rural areas where houses are in the circles and the rest of the property is shared. Usually by horses.

Sammamish Crop Circles I submitted by Tarn Ohana.

Sammamish Crop Circles II submitted by Tarn Ohana

Crop Circles in Juanita submitted by Marissa Milam

There are a number of strange lots and parcels created by the hills and roads of the region. In some places, limited access to a highway like I-5 or the wide swath of overhead power lines force lots to put driveways onto other sides of the block.

NE 157th Ln squiggles to climb the hill to Bothell Way NE creating some triangular lots.
Lombard Hernia by Andy Siegel

Some big weird lots north of S Massachusetts St.
Xeno’s Parcel submitted by Kelsey Timmer

The Buttonhole submitted by Eric Aderhold.

Upland Terrace is a curvy streets with lots cut in seemingly every direction.
Wholly Appropriate Upland Curl submitted by Kelsey Timmer

Cut Off submitted by Bryan Quandt

Nested 7’s submitted by Daniel Schirmer

Land Meander submitted by Bryan Quandt

No Exit (for your driveway) submitted by Eric Aderhold

Of course, when we look at the property ownership under a highway intersection, the lot divisions are just as strange as the lots around them.

Marginally Errant submitted by John Renehan

Permanent Plat submitted by John Renehan

And then there are the waterways. Lakes get long lots around their edges so folks don’t fight over which way their piers go. Streams get split across lots, and the protected trees around them get handed to private properties for maintenance and preservation.

Thornton Cut by Tracy Patton

The Phantom Lots of Phantom Lake submitted by Steve Everist

Offshored submitted by Bryan Quandt

Leaf on the Lake submitted by Andy Siegel

Fauntleroy Zig Zag Driveway submitted by Marissa Milam

We have also platted out expansion of the city into the water, should we ever decide to wash away more hills.

The Sunken City of West Magnolia submitted by Eric Aderhold

And in that vein, the lots that are “left behind” tend to be good and weird. The flip side of those long lots with streams running along the back, these lots are created where a development squeezes the undevelopable parts into a couple of chunks that can be held by a homeowners association (HOA) or golf club.